Why Your Monitoring is Broken (And How to Fix It Before Your Boss Notices)

Why Your Monitoring is Broken (And How to Fix It Before Your Boss Notices) Last Monday, my phone started buzzing at 3 AM. “CRITICAL: Database server down!” it screamed. I stumbled to my laptop, logged in, and found… nothing wrong. The database was running fine. My monitoring system had been crying wolf for the past month. Sound familiar? Yeah, monitoring systems are like smoke detectors - they’re either screaming bloody murder all the time, or they’re mysteriously silent right before your house burns down. ...

November 6, 2025 · 7 min