The Friday Backup Audit: Because Hope Is Not a Strategy

The Nightmare Scenario We’ve all heard the horror stories. A database corruption hits production. The team stays calm because “Don’t worry, we have nightly backups.” Then comes the moment of truth: tar -xvf backup.tar.gz. Error: Unexpected EOF in archive. Or worse: The file extracts perfectly, but the database inside is empty because the mysqldump command failed silently three months ago. If you haven’t restored a backup, you don’t have a backup. You just have a file taking up disk space. ...

December 15, 2025 · 4 min

The Friday Backup Audit: Because Hope Is Not a Strategy

The Nightmare Scenario We’ve all heard the horror stories. A database corruption hits production. The team stays calm because “Don’t worry, we have nightly backups.” Then comes the moment of truth: tar -xvf backup.tar.gz. Error: Unexpected EOF in archive. Or worse: The file extracts perfectly, but the database inside is empty because the mysqldump command failed silently three months ago. If you haven’t restored a backup, you don’t have a backup. You just have a file taking up disk space. ...

December 14, 2025 · 4 min

Stop Doing Things Manually: 5 Scripts That'll Make You Look Like a Genius

Stop Doing Things Manually: 5 Scripts That’ll Make You Look Like a Genius Look, I’ll be honest with you. Last week I caught myself manually checking disk space on 15 servers. FIFTEEN. Like some kind of caveman clicking through Server Manager while my coffee got cold. That’s when I remembered why I got into this job in the first place - to make computers do the boring stuff so I don’t have to. If you’re still doing repetitive tasks manually, this post is for you. ...

January 27, 2025 · 8 min